I see what you did there. A professor of mine once said that humans remember stories related to violence or sex (which is a no-no in class). I guess, hence, two-generals problem, byzantine-generals.

And you can combine the two, e.g. another paper from the same conference: "The Byzantine Brides Problem" Swan Dubois, Sébastien Tixeuil and Nini Zhu.

one of my discrete math professors was cut from the same cloth. We didn't learn about stable marriages; we learned about stable orgies.

Sounds like a future problem at the ICPC worlds. I would write it, but I lack horrible-pun skills.